you’re not famous until people start asking you to come to brazil
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
A 9,750 FOOT TALL MOUNTAIN IS NOT A VERY CLIMBABLE HILL
its climbable if you believe
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
We basically need mental health safe words.
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
HEY GUYS IM HAVING AN APPLE GIVE AWAY!!
my parents are dolls and bought me a new everything so im giving away all of these.
The things included in this giveaway are:
- 2 white Iphone 4’s, 8G in its original box (includes charger)
- MacBook air in its original box, perfect condition (includes charger)
- 16G White Ipad in its original form with box, (charger included)
- GHD straightener
HOW TO ENTER!!!
*****~~~~To be qualified for an entry, you MUST reblog this post AND follow me ~~~~*****
REBLOG THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT. WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN BY THE POWER OF MATHS AT THE END OF TWO WEEKS SO ON LIKE THE 18TH OF MAY.
- You must be able to disclose your address to me (I will not give away your personal information)
- i will ship these wherever the fk you are aighhtttt
- Once a winner is picked you will have a week to message me back or I will pick a new winner
PLEASE PICK MEEEEEE!!!!!!
Still reblogging this
do people actually win these sort of things???
yeh dude it’s all up for grabs
Hi, im trying here. :-DD
Doctor Who meme: nine scenes: You just want to mate? (3/9)
God bless Adventure Time
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh