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bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

44 minutes ago on July 28th, 2014 |382,234 notes

joshpeck:

this is literally me every single day of my life

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |192,554 notes

bigbardafree:

my tags for female characters I love are often like “my queen” and “actual goddess” but my tags for male characters I love are often “my baby” and “this child” because men are babies and women are ethereal beings

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |67,788 notes

punkrightsactivist:

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there

7 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |251,992 notes

thesummersetsandparadisefears:

so glad they included this exact like in the movie, best line in the book.

9 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |151,129 notes

amaceing:

I’ve never laughed harder

11 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |141,811 notes
egospawn:

Bill Murray, literally, on set of Fantastic Mr. Fox

egospawn:

Bill Murray, literally, on set of Fantastic Mr. Fox

13 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |974 notes

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

16 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |200,015 notes

grrlyman:

Lion cub playing in leaves

18 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |123,193 notes

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

20 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |147,071 notes
disneyloveandmemories:

“Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it your imagination, hmmm?”

disneyloveandmemories:

“Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it your imagination, hmmm?”

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |401 notes

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |110,187 notes

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |29,459 notes
team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |273,286 notes
disneyismyescape:

She’s got a dream! 👸✨ #festivaloffantasy #rapunzel #wdw #waltdisneyworld

disneyismyescape:

She’s got a dream! 👸✨ #festivaloffantasy #rapunzel #wdw #waltdisneyworld

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |149 notes