LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD
this is literally me every single day of my life
my tags for female characters I love are often like “my queen” and “actual goddess” but my tags for male characters I love are often “my baby” and “this child” because men are babies and women are ethereal beings
when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there
so glad they included this exact like in the movie, best line in the book.
I’ve never laughed harder
Bill Murray, literally, on set of Fantastic Mr. Fox
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.
“Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it your imagination, hmmm?”
how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute
pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)
i cant stop laughing help
She’s got a dream! 👸✨ #festivaloffantasy #rapunzel #wdw #waltdisneyworld